How do I get my girlfriend to like fishing?
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Walkabout wrote:
p.s. you can use my knife it's real sharp...........
my only advice................ KILL NEMOMy sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.
Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!
On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!
When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!
CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!
Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!
p.s. you can use my knife it's real sharp...........
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Re: How do I get my girlfriend to like fishing?
Walkabout wrote:My sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.
Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!
On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!
When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!
CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!
Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!
Walkabout...... you poor bugger...GET OUT NOW while you still can
My dearly beloved is no fan of fishing and it can make life hell..... the way I look at it is if she was into fishing I could buy any size boat I wanted to... but as she is a non lover of our beloved sport I am destined to beg and plead for any fish gear and boat that I may wish for in the future.
Sorry mate... you will have too trade her in on a fishing friendly version.
If you do decide to keep the current model just take this little bit of advise from me...... when she says You love fishing more than me! DO NOT say "well yes I probably do".... it can lead to severe pain
2RODS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...
As John Wayne once said:
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
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damn Nemo lucky your missus didnt go to the jewfish baratruma presentation. the pics of the effects of an overinflated swim bladder crushing their internal organs to a point where the liver seperates from the heart, would be enough for her to ban you from fish in waters deeper the 10m
good luck brother
im lucky the missus loves fishing, even woke me up at 6am yesterday and asked if we could fish lee point for the high tide
harmsey
good luck brother
im lucky the missus loves fishing, even woke me up at 6am yesterday and asked if we could fish lee point for the high tide
harmsey
Re: How do I get my girlfriend to like fishing?
The only reason I registered on FFF was to offer an alternative perspective to the misinformation my dearly beloved spewed forth above.2rods wrote: My dearly beloved is no fan of fishing and it can make life hell..... the way I look at it is if she was into fishing I could buy any size boat I wanted to... but as she is a non lover of our beloved sport I am destined to beg and plead for any fish gear and boat that I may wish for in the future.
POINT 1: It is not the fishing I'm not a fan of (I'm happy to cast a lure in the rivers), it's just that I get bl..dy sea sick every time there's a ripple on the water.
POINT 2: It's not my permission that's required for the size of boat Paul wants, it's a Division One win in the lottery.
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