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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Woolies with her two

kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the

entrance.



An elderly gentleman says, "Good morning , What nice children

you've got there. Are they twins?"!



The unsightly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they

bl..dy aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell

would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,

you d*ckhead?"



"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would

F@#$ you twice!"