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Gold Can · Post by **Gold Can** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:13 pm

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,'' I have a headache.''

"Perfect," her husband said.......

"I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin......

You can take it orally, or as a suppository,.................It's up to you."

Sconik · Post by **Sconik** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:26 pm

Laughed my

off the first time I heard that one . . . . . . . . . . . and am still laughin' this time.

That's a rippa GC!!!!

E-mailed it to my missus yesterday. . . . . . . . . . she didn't see the funny side of it.

Post by **Matt Flynn** » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:42 pm

Husband hops into bed and hands his wife a glass of dissolved aspirin.

"There's your aspirin,'' he says.

"What's that for,'' she says.

"Your headache,'' he says.

"I don't have a headache,'' she says.

"Excellent,'' he says.