THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one
thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was just twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend down
provocatively when she was near me and I always got a nice view. It
had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm
going upstairs and if you want one last wild fling, just come and get
me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.
I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside clapping
and cheering!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'
And the moral of this story
is..............................................
.................always keep your condoms in your car.
Good Morals
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Fruity
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Fruity
Fishing is a condition of mind wherein you cannot possibly have a bad time.
Zane Grey.
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Blinky wrote:Is there any truth to this story???????
YO blinky... you thinking of trying this with your brood...
2RODS
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...
As John Wayne once said:
"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
.........
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