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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years,"my husband replies.

I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says...
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man