the young man

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the young man

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>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the
>NAUGHTY >lobby to
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady
>NAUGHTY >came
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
>him.
>NAUGHTY >As
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>maintain
>NAUGHTY >eye
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
>NAUGHTY >said,
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her
>NAUGHTY >into
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing
>NAUGHTY her
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTY
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What
>NAUGHTY >would
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally
>
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>squeaked, "It's got to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt
>NAUGHTY >she
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100%
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>best
>NAUGHTY part
>NAUGHTY >of my body is my
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered .... "Outside, when you
>NAUGHTY >said
>NAUGHTYNAUGHTYNAUGHTY>you heard someone coming.... that was me."
The way to a fishermans heart is through his fly!!
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Nice GC. :clap: :clap:
I like it.
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