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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the
>other is usually the husband.
>
> When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
>that I should get it fixed.
>
> But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the
>truck, the car,
>
> e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
>
> Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
>
> When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
>busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
>
> I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
>
> I was gone only a few minutes.
>
> When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
>cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."
>
> The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.[/url]