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I had to throw out my Bonnie Tyler sat nav yesterday.

It kept telling me to turn around and every now and then, it fell apart.


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half yr luck

still got my blondie sounder and have to keep holding on everytime the tide is high.....
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...and then I bought a banana boat...sigh....could only fish at night cus when daylight come n' she wum go ho-ome...
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Ya funny buggers
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Hey Pete you looking at any specific brands or price? I can keep an eye out for ya once I know. I have a handheld GPS (Garmin NON Mapping) you could borrow if you're desperate in the meantime.
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fishfanatic wrote:Hey Pete you looking at any specific brands or price? I can keep an eye out for ya once I know. I have a handheld GPS (Garmin NON Mapping) you could borrow if you're desperate in the meantime.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is in the joke section Paul.......did you read the first post? :D

But seriously - goes to show how far some members will go to help another forum member out - kudos!!!
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See the boys at the pet shop if you wanna go west
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