life as a veggie ??

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life as a veggie ??

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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her:

"I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up,
unplugged the TV
and threw out my beer.

B#tch...
:banghead: :banghead:


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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...

As John Wayne once said:

"Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid."
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Post by BarraBeast »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

this post should be in the Philosophy, Physics and Morality section.

Women as we know as from Venus.
"in chemistry, Alcohol is a solution! "
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