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swearing

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a 7 year old and a 4 year old were upstairs in their bedroom.
you know what, says the 7yr old i think its about time we started swearing.
the 4yr old nods his head in approval.
when we go down stairs for breakfast i'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me ok, no worries says the 4yr old.
the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7yr old what do you want for breaky.
oh poop mum, i guess i will have coco pops.
whack, he flew out of his chair and tumbled across the floor and ran upstairs crying.
mum looked at the 4yr old and said what do you want young man.
i dont know mum but it wont be f-------g coco pops.
From the heart of the channel country.
To be old and wise, one has to have been young and stupid !!!
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