Marriage counselling

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Marriage counselling

Post by ronje » Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:26 am

Missus and I went to counselling where she laid out a long shopping list for the counsellor of what was wrong.

No love..no intimacy..no regard...lonely...no passion...ignored..no happiness... etc..etc.

Counsellor gets up from behind desk, walks around to missus and kisses her passionately. Probably the most passionate kiss she's ever had in her life.

She brightened up immediately and smiled broadly.

Counsellor says " See the result?? Can you do this 3 times a week? That's all it takes".

I replied that I could drop her of on probably Mondays and Wednesdays but hard to fit in the 3rd day because on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays I go fishing.


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Re: Marriage counselling

Post by jeffish » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:54 am

He's wasting 2 days not fishing :naughty: :lolpoint: :rofl:

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Re: Marriage counselling

Post by theodosius » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:04 pm

Love it

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