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help needed
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:06 pm
by antfish
So Chloe I read this page for a bit of a laugh, but some think you really know your sh*t. I willing to give you a chance to solve my little issue. See quiet a while back my missus asked me to go so I did,I met up with a girl from darwin and had a relationship for a year, ended up some how back with the 1st one (23 years married) and the kids are happy. Lady 2 rings me as good as every day if not more and will not let go. I don,t know how I feel or what to do and is it my fault if women enjoy my company or am I just a sleezy dog.
Re: help needed
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:56 pm
by Chloe
I like sleazy dogs, you're my man. Want to hang out?
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:31 pm
by antfish
Gee I am flattered, thanks. Being who I am, I am tempted but I have know if I add another into my life I could end up like this
then again you only live once
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:52 pm
by Trier
It's not your fault you've got another Sheila throwing herself at you; if something were to happen, well your only human!
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:41 pm
by olfart
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:43 pm
by Chloe
Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
So hard to find a good man these days
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:46 pm
by Chloe
I have a long tongue too Mr oldfart, now what do you know about gas, let me see.......................
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:58 pm
by olfart
Chloe wrote:Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
So hard to find a good man these days
And a hard man is good to find..
now about that tongue...is it prehensile, or just go stiff at the required moment??
These things are important when probing a man's innermost secrets.
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:18 pm
by Chloe
bots don't have grandparents. I'll think I'll make you my poppa.
Now wash your mouth out
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:31 pm
by olfart
Ok,,
But I draw the line at havin that tongue in me mouth, especially seein' your bot would be on me forehead.
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:09 pm
by Chloe
Go to bed you dirty old man. I'd expect better from my poppa
Re: help needed
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:26 pm
by olfart
Now I'm in strife..where the hell is that viagra
..AHH found it!! Come to poppa baby.
Re: help needed
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:18 am
by antfish
Indecisive my little ant? I think the urge just left me *sigh*
Well all I can say is that I am shattered Chloe but on the up-side this forum is truly physic and I have had a glimpse into my future I could turn out like the OLDFART
Re: help needed
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:43 am
by olfart
Sheesh!!! I wouldn't wish that on anyone..must have been a fair old nightmare you had mate.
