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Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:03 am
by grumpy
Hey Chloe I am feeling a bit depressed can you help me please? :| :|

I was sitting in front of my computer the other day looking over the top of it at the cricket, for what it was worth, when my screen saver kicked in. :idea:

It was then I realised I may have a problem because there was all these trophy fish from over the years flashing across the screen. It made me start to feel a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator, am becoming a fish killing machine? Do I have a serious problem that needs professional help? :evil: :evil: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting:

Will the feeling pass? I mean the wet is upon us and I am definitely becoming more conservative with age so I’m sure the carnage will stop. :sleep:

Who knows with the onset of the wet and those mongrel Barra starting to school I may get well and gain a new lease of life? :sleep:

Chole maybe I should just forget it all and change my screen saver so I don't wind myself up? :rofl: :rofl:

Please help :bricks:

Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:36 pm
by Angry
grumpy wrote:Hey Chloe I am feeling a bit depressed can you help me please? :| :|

I was sitting in front of my computer the other day looking over the top of it at the cricket, for what it was worth, when my screen saver kicked in. :idea:

It was then I realised I may have a problem because there was all these trophy fish from over the years flashing across the screen. It made me start to feel a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator, am becoming a fish killing machine? Do I have a serious problem that needs professional help? :evil: :evil: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting:

Will the feeling pass? I mean the wet is upon us and I am definitely becoming more conservative with age so I’m sure the carnage will stop. :sleep:

Who knows with the onset of the wet and those mongrel Barra starting to school I may get well and gain a new lease of life? :sleep:

Chole maybe I should just forget it all and change my screen saver so I don't wind myself up? :rofl: :rofl:

maybe you should come fishin with me down here in the fresh itas about 30c ......................by the time your finished youll be bored to death ...the fish killin will have gone out ya.. :rofl: :rofl:

Please help :bricks:

Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:38 am
by grumpy
Thanks Angry "Pass For Now" :fu: :fu:

Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:06 pm
by Chloe
Dear grumpy. No! You're beyond help NOW GO AWAY!!! :coffee:

Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:06 am
by grumpy
Thanks Cloe I feel strong again. :clap: :clap: :bow:

The fungus has again begun to grow between my toes. :cheers: I can smell the rotting grass on the flood plains :bow:

Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:22 am
by Chloe
Ayuh. Thanks for telling me: grumpy said fungus has again begun to grow between my toes'. Are toes ears?