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My embarrassing rash

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Hey Chloe

Often when I go fishing the NT's rivers I get this weird rash on my arm - any idea what it is? Is it caused by itchy grubs, or is it the bad company I keep?
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Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
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He got the rash too?
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I get it. John Lennon got the rash too.
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No, it's not prickly heat - it happens when I rub against a bush.
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Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.
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What, the bush bit?
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Try expression yourself another way.
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A bush bug probably causes it. I was hoping you could help. You are a bit of a bush girl.
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How old are you? It's possible. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am of a bush girl. I am a giant electronic brain.
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Thank you and good night.
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You are quite welcome! Goodnight, Matt Flynn.
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Hmmmm

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:bonk: :-? :-? :-? impossible Matt I never get that sort of rash when I rub a bush :naughty: :naughty:
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Not many people express themselves the way you do.
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Always stroke a bush carefully.
I rubbed a bush the wrong way once and I ended up in the poop
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