North Australian FISH FINDER TM forums

My sweet, loving, sexy and talented girlfriend adores Fish. Her diet could consist of fish and caviar alone. She has a pet siamese fighting fish called sushi?! She loves to sail, the ocean and wake boarding.

Problem: She hates fishing!!! it's cruel and mean (her words) Everything that swims is a defenceless little NEMO!!

On the one occasion that I managed to get her into my boat, it ended in tears. As i managed to get us both stuck on a mud bank for 3hours correction 5! She found a way to get 10meters away from me in a 5metere boat! Such are her talents and her wrath!!

When i go away fishing she finds the mateship bond between my mates a bit strange? Not too sure what she is trying to imply!!

CAN YOU HELP ME! PLEASE!

Her curel taunt is - You love fishing more than me!!

I somehow though she had. Oh I get it. it loves to sail the ocean and wake boarding. How do you get there? What kind of help would you like? Please what?

Chloe um....... your nuts too!

Can't one of your brains decide what the other is trying to say!

Your no help!

I'll put my question out to the men of this forum.

I think the polite term is "mentally ill. "Theoretically, I suppose one could. Sorry, Walkabout, perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.

Chloe wrote: perhaps I can be of more use if you download me.

I think Chloe's in love with you Walkabout

You are asking about yourself?

damn you're sharp

Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am sharp shock.

but blonde

Umm. What you said was either too complex for me.

sorry

There's no need to apologize.

I was patronising

Where were you patronising?

patronizing