Mineral turps
Posted: Thu May 23, 2019 6:25 am
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turps. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called mineral turpentine'.
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.’
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called mineral turpentine'.
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.’
The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'