You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:47 pm
You know you’re a barra fisherman when.......
You intend to see the Incas, the Taj Mahal, Paris in the Spring and The Great Wall.
But not till you’ve seen a Meterey, a 120, a Black Bass, a Nile Perch, a Tiger Fish,…….
You haven’t got a clue what these colours look like
Cobolt
Magenta
Cerise
Chartruese
But you know exactly what these colours look like
Elton John
Guns n’ Roses
Bobby Dazzler
Nitro
You can name 18 Australian animals…….and 122 Australian fish
You can’t drive across any water, no matter how small, without checking for surface activity
The following action gives you all the information you need to buy a rod.
1/ You hold it pointing out in front of you one handed by the butt
2/ You wobble it
You can’t look at most southern trophy fish pictures without considering the live bait potential of the fish
You have eight dead reels in a box in the shed that you keep for parts
You have never fixed a reel using a part from an old reel. Ever
You can’t believe how many rods you now own
You can recall buying just one of them.
You think Robson Green is an opinionated self obsessed twee Jordy twat.
You wish you were Robson Green
You once went on a Yellow Waters Sunset Cruise and never saw the sun set.
(You did however return several weeks later with a dinghy and a rod)
You know the closure dates for every regional water system including bag limits and tackle regulations.
You don’t know what subjects your kid is doing at school this year
And you’re not sure of their birth date….April I think…yeah it was runoff
You spent your landie years wondering why boaties didn’t need deckies more often
You spent you boatie years wondering why you can never find a deckie
You open the BOM radar more often than you open facebook
Feel free to add!!
You intend to see the Incas, the Taj Mahal, Paris in the Spring and The Great Wall.
But not till you’ve seen a Meterey, a 120, a Black Bass, a Nile Perch, a Tiger Fish,…….
You haven’t got a clue what these colours look like
Cobolt
Magenta
Cerise
Chartruese
But you know exactly what these colours look like
Elton John
Guns n’ Roses
Bobby Dazzler
Nitro
You can name 18 Australian animals…….and 122 Australian fish
You can’t drive across any water, no matter how small, without checking for surface activity
The following action gives you all the information you need to buy a rod.
1/ You hold it pointing out in front of you one handed by the butt
2/ You wobble it
You can’t look at most southern trophy fish pictures without considering the live bait potential of the fish
You have eight dead reels in a box in the shed that you keep for parts
You have never fixed a reel using a part from an old reel. Ever
You can’t believe how many rods you now own
You can recall buying just one of them.
You think Robson Green is an opinionated self obsessed twee Jordy twat.
You wish you were Robson Green
You once went on a Yellow Waters Sunset Cruise and never saw the sun set.
(You did however return several weeks later with a dinghy and a rod)
You know the closure dates for every regional water system including bag limits and tackle regulations.
You don’t know what subjects your kid is doing at school this year
And you’re not sure of their birth date….April I think…yeah it was runoff
You spent your landie years wondering why boaties didn’t need deckies more often
You spent you boatie years wondering why you can never find a deckie
You open the BOM radar more often than you open facebook
Feel free to add!!