Un-attractive and Loud
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:18 pm
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Woolies with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
An elderly gentleman says, "Good morning , What nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?"!
The unsightly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
bl..dy aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
you d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
F@#$ you twice!"
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
An elderly gentleman says, "Good morning , What nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?"!
The unsightly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they
bl..dy aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is seven. Why the hell
would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike,
you d*ckhead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
F@#$ you twice!"