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Plenty of single sheilas up here mate providing you dont mind playing daddy for their tribe of kids.

AJay wrote:Plenty of single sheilas up here mate providing you dont mind playing daddy for their tribe of kids.

All silted up.

The single sheilas that is.

nah mate don't bother ,you need 3 jobs just to survive up here and that's before you put petty in the boat. there's no fish ,tooo many boats ,to bigger tides ,boat ramps are no good they all need an upgrade ,well the palmo one does so the stupid local polly nodding his nogan recons anyway. oh the low tides are so low the pilot boat runs aground,sheilas all have crabs,woops sorry,i meant there's heaps of crabs ,but the crocs eat em before you get a chance to pull your pots.Oh and if you have motor problems make sure you have a radio so one of the nice blokes from the FFF can come and tow you back to port coz the emergency resue boat wont come and get you .hmmm yep mate its a great place to come it has awesome weather.come on up

Picture this. Australia is a big bara, and you want to fillet it. Keep the good bits and the rest goes in the poop bucket. The NT would be the fillets and the rest of the country goes in the bucket. Yes. The Territory is that good. Just don't tell no ba$tard

hell hole.