You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
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- Jedi Seadog
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
when you live in victoria and you think its perfectly normal to drive 3500 km straight to have 10 days fishing but when your fishing in victoria you toss and turn if its worth driving a extra 45 mins to get to the other side of the lake
you have to have crack even if your just pissin in the wind
- Dick
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
When barra trauma is a very real condition
Regards Dick
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
When someone on the boat pulls a couple of feet of line off the reel to retie....and you weren't paying attention.....and they forgot to turn the ratchet off when they did it....and it takes 15 minutes for your heart rate to slow and your adrenaline levels to return to normal.
Its not a crisis unless there is blood around.
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
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Mud wrote:When someone on the boat pulls a couple of feet of line off the reel to retie....and you weren't paying attention.....and they forgot to turn the ratchet off when they did it....and it takes 15 minutes for your heart rate to slow and your adrenaline levels to return to normal.
Haha! That will cost you a carton in my boat!
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When buying a car you look at towing capacity, fuel range, fuel cost towing a boat to the Daly and whether you can fit 1 piece bait casters in it and you don't even consider a 2wd.
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You look forward to the build-up.
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You forget about oncoming cars every morning driving across the Lizzy bridge, coz your too busy checking out tide height, water clarity, current lines, eddies, bait fish, snags, how many boats are launching, I wonder if those lights under the jetty attract barra it looks good for a flick.
Why are all these cars flashing their lights?? Oh Sh!t still have me high beam on!
Why are all these cars flashing their lights?? Oh Sh!t still have me high beam on!
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
when chucking on a rubber has nothing to with sex.
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When you call your new dog Boof...
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when you're mates from down south casually ask "do you have one of these (insert type) lures?"
The answer is "NO"...................... I have 3!!!!!!!
The answer is "NO"...................... I have 3!!!!!!!
Just remember if all else fails "try like F##K" !!!!!!!
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When you pick the cat or dog up and hold it to it struggles like a Barra....
Your neighbour thinks your crazy casting new lures in the pool all the time
Your neighbour thinks your crazy casting new lures in the pool all the time
A Fish in the Boat is Worth Five in the Shop.
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
you agree to take your girlfriend to Thailand for a week in the middle of the run off, then book an additional week of leave tacked on the end that she doesn't know about...yet
fish are skinny, the ocean is fat
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STANDY ,,my neighbour thinks i,m crazy because I cast over the fence into his pool
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Re: You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......
Try those lures i gave ya over the fence you will take a eye or two out..
A Fish in the Boat is Worth Five in the Shop.
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When you check out the fishing column in Sudays paper to see who you need to rag out this week.
Eh Sheeby....
Eh Sheeby....
Its not a crisis unless there is blood around.
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
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