Racing snails

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Racing snails

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Paddy's racing snail is not winning races anymore.

So he decided to take his shell off to reduce its weight and make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work.

If anything it made him more sluggish.


I used to have a handle on life.......then it broke.
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Its not a crisis unless there is blood around.
If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
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Grooaan!
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Nice,
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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