how do you get to heaven?????

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how do you get to heaven?????

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HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to Heaven. I asked them, "If I sold
my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the
church, would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"


By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"


I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how
can I get into Heaven?"





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GOLD!
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