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Dear Technical Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
>slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
>jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such
>as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
>programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
>problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
>
>Signed,
>DESPERATE
>
>Reply:
>
>Dear Desperate:
>
>First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
>Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
>THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
>works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>
>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
>2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
>will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
>Boyfriend program.
>
>These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
>memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
>additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
>recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
>Good Luck,
>TECHNICAL SUPPORT

We could all learn something from that.
Specially the women folk.