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Post by ronje » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:14 am

Courageous, I know. But I've got a couple more as defence.

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.

But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it.


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Re: Wives

Post by theodosius » Sun Apr 18, 2021 11:07 am

Lol

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Post by ronje » Sun Apr 18, 2021 6:05 pm

Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!"

I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
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Re: Wives

Post by ronje » Tue Apr 20, 2021 6:18 am

The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday.
So I got her a pair of football boots.



You will need to exercise extra caution while driving over the new year period as a lot of drunk men will get their wives to drive them home.
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Post by ronje » Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:30 am

rest of them:

My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the
dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.


Did anyone get an owner’s manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!


My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me.


My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car,
burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason.


Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.
It's called a wedding cake.

Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her make up.

My wife shouted at me this morning for not opening the car door for her. I would have, but I was too busy swimming to the surface.
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