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I went to the chemist and told the sales assistant "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

She said: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

I said "Nah... She's pretty good lookin'....." When you're seventy.............who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman in the RSL last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip, but...when you're seventy..............who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I nearly fell in.

When you're seventy...............who cares?

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I went to our RSL last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, "Good legs."

She giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." Cost me 6 stitches, but...

When you're seventy..............who cares?

A very wealthy 70-year-old bloke at the golf course is praised by his mates for the new and stunning 20-something-years-old girlfriend he has found.

"How did you manage that?" they ask.

"I told her I was 102," he says.