Older Geezers

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Older Geezers

Post by ronje » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:06 am

An older physician, Doctor Gordon Geezer , became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: " Dr. Geezer's Clinic . Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Digger Young , who was positive that this old geezer didn't know much about modern real medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr Young : " Dr. Geezer , I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from the box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr Young : 'Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations ! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young : "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr Geezer : "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr Young : "Oh, no you don't -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr Young : "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr Geezer : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back" (giving him a $10 bill).

Dr Young : "But this is only $10!"

Dr Geezer : " Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be another $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "older Geezer” .

And remember: Don't make senior people mad. We don't like being older in the first place, so it doesn't take much to p..s us off.


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Re: Older Geezers

Post by jeffish » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:21 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

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Post by Matt Flynn » Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:44 am

A witch tells former pop singer Adam: "Tell me I am pretty or I'll curse you"!

Adam: "Sorry, but you are ugly."

Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!

Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."

The witch then transformed him permanently into an ant.

Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! "

"Yeah this sucks, but you still look like an old butt," he said, forever AdamAnt.

****

Meanwhile, old geezers face a bit of an image problem these days ... https://www.reddit.com/r/Boomers/

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Post by Flickin4em » Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:28 pm

:rofl: no point getting older if you don't get wiser too.
Get out there and in amongst it :)

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Post by fff1964 » Mon Jan 06, 2020 2:22 pm

ha ha ha ha ha :D :D :D :D

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Re: Older Geezers

Post by NinjaFish » Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:47 pm

Needed a good laugh. :mrgreen:

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Post by Captain6979 » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:46 pm

Gold....

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