Dave the fighter pilot

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Dave the fighter pilot

Post by ronje » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:59 am

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Dave says: "I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest girlfriend, give her a ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while having sex like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous response from little Dave, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah? What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I wanna be Dave's girlfriend"


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Re: Dave the fighter pilot

Post by NinjaFish » Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:21 pm

:rofl: :applause:

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Re: Dave the fighter pilot

Post by Matt Flynn » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:11 pm

Things didn't work out for Dave the fighter pilot.

During his attempt to join the Mile High Club, he went down in flames ...

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