An Irishman (Paddy) and an Englishman (Jeremy) go to a pastry shop.
Then Jeremy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn’t notice.
Then Jeremy says Paddy: You see how clever I am? You’ll never beat that!
Then Paddy says to the Jeremy: Watch this, ……( an Englishman thinks he is always cleverer than an Irishman).
Paddy says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!
The baker gives him the cookie which Paddy promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:
Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
The he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
Paddy eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?
The Paddy says: Look in the Jeremy’s pocket!
Not all Micks are dumb!!
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Not all Micks are dumb!!
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: Not all Micks are dumb!!
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
"AGE is an ART ""Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".
"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)
"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)
"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)
I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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Re: Not all Micks are dumb!!
Yep you just gotta hate Jeremy
yep
yep
Aaah, retirement.........the hours are good , but the pay is absolute cr.p.
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