Not all Micks are dumb!!

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Not all Micks are dumb!!

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An Irishman (Paddy) and an Englishman (Jeremy) go to a pastry shop.

Then Jeremy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed.

The baker doesn’t notice.

Then Jeremy says Paddy: You see how clever I am? You’ll never beat that!

Then Paddy says to the Jeremy: Watch this, ……( an Englishman thinks he is always cleverer than an Irishman).

Paddy says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!

The baker gives him the cookie which Paddy promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:

Give me another cookie for my magic trick. The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

The he says again: Give me one more cookie... The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.

Paddy eats this one too.

Now the baker is really mad, and he yells: And where is your famous magic trick?

The Paddy says: Look in the Jeremy’s pocket!


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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:lol: :rofl:
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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Post by xxxx »

Yep you just gotta hate Jeremy









yep
Aaah, retirement.........the hours are good , but the pay is absolute cr.p.
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