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I think the batteries on my minikota are a bit to powerfull


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I was so sure that an FFF sticker could patch that hole...
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Did he say we're thinking? Why are they always thinking? I wish I wasn't so dumb...
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Oooooooooo! ...........a starfish!
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Vanilla.
No! Chocolate!
No wait.....vanilla is my favourite icecream!
......but what about pistachio?....hmmmm
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If there is blood around......well its a police matter...
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Don't worry, we have one buoy at the back...
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Hey Mud, your new line didn't go "dink"...Mud...Mud..MUD! BACK YOUR DRAG OFF!!
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lol !
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yeh sure Chuck Norris.......whatever floats your boat
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no captain, nothing funny in the tea,
I put it in the cookies
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this new prop is poop,,,dosn,t get us on the plane ,,farkin salesmen :fubird:
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Costa Cordia captains new Boat
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