A man is complaining to a friend: 'I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!'
'What happened?' asks the friend.
'My wife found out!' replied the man.
I had it all
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I had it all
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Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: I had it all
good one
which reminds me
a man is very lucky if he has a woman who is a great cook,
who has a woman who is great in bed,
who has a woman who is great at being a home maker,
who is great at being a mother to your kids,
& very lucky if all these women never meet each other
which reminds me
a man is very lucky if he has a woman who is a great cook,
who has a woman who is great in bed,
who has a woman who is great at being a home maker,
who is great at being a mother to your kids,
& very lucky if all these women never meet each other
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