I had it all

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I had it all

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A man is complaining to a friend: 'I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!'

'What happened?' asks the friend.

'My wife found out!' replied the man.


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: I had it all

Post by MOUSE »

good one :mrgreen:

which reminds me
a man is very lucky if he has a woman who is a great cook,
who has a woman who is great in bed,
who has a woman who is great at being a home maker,
who is great at being a mother to your kids,
& very lucky if all these women never meet each other
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