Paddy the station hand is knocking on the Pearly Gates. St Peter comes out " How can I help you?"
Paddy say " Well Id like to get into heaven"
St Peter says.."well that depends my good man have you done anyting to help anyone during your life?"
"As a matter of fact I have" says Paddy. "I saved a young lady on a remote desert road that was being terrorised by four mean bikies. I was so angry I knocked out the leader of the group, then ripped out his nose ring and kicked over his bike"
"Well done my man, you deserve to get into heaven. Incidentally when did you do that"
Paddy replies "About five minutes ago"
'Take me drunk, I'm home"
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"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth".
John F. Kennedy
"The first principle of a free society is an untrammeled flow of words in an open forum"
Adlai E. Stevenson
"We are willing enough to praise freedom when she is safely tucked away in the past and cannot be a nuisance. In the present, amidst dangers whose outcome we cannot foresee, we get nervous about her, and admit censorship".
Forster, Edward
"Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear"
George Orwell
"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
by Anonymous
