The Doctor

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.

The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Used to be a Butcher in SYD and weighed a customers baby on the counter scales untill she reached 15kg, always gave her price sticker each week with weight and price ($99.99 was going rate for babies as highest price in old days scales could go) I saw her five years later and she still had the book was going to put up on daughters 21st
A Fish in the Boat is Worth Five in the Shop.
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