A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.
The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz.
The Doctor
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The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: The Doctor
Used to be a Butcher in SYD and weighed a customers baby on the counter scales untill she reached 15kg, always gave her price sticker each week with weight and price ($99.99 was going rate for babies as highest price in old days scales could go) I saw her five years later and she still had the book was going to put up on daughters 21st
A Fish in the Boat is Worth Five in the Shop.