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NSW MEMBERSHIP

MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION FORM

NAME...........................( 2 mistakes allowed )

NAME...........................( 2nd chance )

ADDRESS....................................(this means what is the name of the street your house is in and what is your house number. If unsure of either - check the phone book for details but look under your own name or you will get it wrong.)

If address unknown - put a tick here:......

DATE OF BIRTH..............(What day does everybody sing happy birthday to you?)

AGE.......(How many years have they been singing it to you?)

MOTHER'S NAME.....................(Mum will NOT do. What is her REAL name?)

FATHER'S NAME ( if known ).........................( NO SWEARING )

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? YES / NO

IS IT YOURS? YES / NO

REGISTRATION NUMBER............(found on the piece of tin hanging from the bumper bar)

DO YOU HAVE A DRIVERS LICENCE? YES / NO IS IT YOURS? YES / NO

ARE YOU WEARING BLUES CLOTHING ON LICENCE PHOTO?
YES / NO

COULD YOU DRIVE PLAYERS, MATCH COMMITTEE OR OTHER SUPPORTERS TO:
a) HOME GAMES YES / NO
b) AWAY GAMES (to keep costs down) YES / NO

DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE? YES / NO

WOULD YOU BE PREPARED TO HELP WASH OUR TEAM FOOTY GEAR?
YES / NO (tick which....socks..shorts..jerseys..jockstraps..hankies..bandages.. )

DO YOU OWN A BEACH SHACK? YES / NO

COULD WE USE IT FOR THE PLAYERS "END OF SERIES TRIP?"
YES / NO

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN? YES / NO
ARE THEY YOURS? YES / NO / Don’t know

WOULD ANY OF THEM BE INTERESTED IN PLAYING FOR THE BLUES? YES / NO
a) BOYS YES / NO
b) GIRLS YES / NO

HOW OLD ARE THEY? 1 - 10, 11 - 20, 21 - 30, 31 - 40, or don't know?

DO YOU HAVE ANY LARGE FOOTBALL TROPHIES (no name tags) THAT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO DONATE TO THE CLUB FOR OUR TROPHY CABINET? YES / NO

WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING OUR END OF SERIES DINNER? YES / NO

COULD YOU BRING ANYTHING ALONG ON THE NIGHT? (e.g. fairy bread, party pies, cordial, plastic cups, jelly ) YES / NO

ARE YOU RELIGIOUS? YES / NO

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LEAD OUR SUPPORTERS IN PRAYER:
a) BEFORE HOME GAMES? YES / NO
b) BEFORE AWAY GAMES? YES / NO
c) BEFORE WE PLAY THE MAROONS? YES / NO
d) START TO FINISH OF A STATE OF ORIGIN GAME? YES /NO


PART TWO - I.Q TEST

1) PICK THE TV SHOW (circle the right name from the clues given)

BLANKETY______________ Cheque / Blanket / Blanks / Donation / don't know

I DREAM OF_________ a series trophy / winning game / Jeannie / don't know

STAR TREK, THE NEXT________ Footy Show / NRL Team / Generation / don't know

GET_______________ A real coach / Lost / rid of Sticky / Smart / don't know

HEY HEY IT'S ________ a clean sweep / smoko / Saturday / another defeat / don't know

WHO WANTS TO BE _____ a Millionaire / a Blues supporter / stupid / don't know

2) PICK THE ODD ONE OUT ( circle the odd one from the lists below )

FEBRUARY 30th / MAY 38th / JUNE 40th / OCTOBER 33rd / APRIL 1st / don't know

SPOON / SOON / MOON / BOON / CHEESE / GOON / SWOON / don't know

A, B, C, D, 4, E, F, G, H, I, don't know

MCG / SCG / Sydney Football Stadium / Lang Park / GABBA / WEMBLEY / don't know

3) WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE?

"I THINKS THE BLUES IS THE BESTEST TEAM IN OSTRAYLIA"

IS IT:
a) BAD SPELING
b) BAD GRAMMA
c) BAD GRANDPA
d) DON'T KNOW


To find out if your membership application has been successful, please put a stamp on both sides of an envelope and leave one side blank. We will advise you by return mail.


BONUS: Please list in order your preferred complimentary New South Wales Membership Surgery that comes with every successful membership application. We will try to allocate you a bed in an appropriate hospital, as one becomes available.

a) MOUTH ENLARGEMENT.
b) ONE EYE REMOVED.( left or right )
c) BRAIN REMOVED

GOOD LUCK

Any takers so far

I was a bit stunned to read this dribble, particularly given how much time it must have taken to input. Just watched (religiously) the second game. Roll on game 3 to put an end to 7 years of dopey two headers thinking that they play the game.

Well that was a total waist of my time reading that dribble game 3 one winner NSW

Obviously wasn't put together by a Queenslander, not being able to read and write and still have troubles holding crayons

Hmm, no further posts from the blues supporters since the 3rd game.........

The silence is amazing, generally we would hear the bleating and moaning about how hard done by they were. Are they getting used to the losing situation?

I see on the news today that there is now a proposal for NSW to have two home games next year. The thought is that NSW will then have a higher chance at winning. Sticky might stay if this becomes a reality.

Maybe QLD should just show some sportsmanship and play their reserve grade team.