A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a tradie in business class on a flight to Brisvegas.
After the plane took off, the tradie asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The tradie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
First time in business class
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Re: First time in business class
+10 Brilliant.Est_1982 wrote:
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Re: First time in business class
Magic, both of them.
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: First time in business class
hahaha howard djs...... gold!
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