Dear Dr. Phil ,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
A few weeks ago, Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam caught another nice one!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks,
P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.
Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
That's a nice pair of bass!
problem involving fishing
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coastaljoy
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he fishes he fishes he fishes its the only thing in life all he ever gets is hell from his fed up wife
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Re: problem involving fishing
Noice
FISH Nice Fish really thats what I meant
FISH Nice Fish really thats what I meant
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Re: problem involving fishing
Definitely sell the wife!
Cheers,
Ash
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If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer and hit it harder!
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Ash
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If it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer and hit it harder!
'You can't have mudcrabs without mud'. My son John
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Davey D
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Re: problem involving fishing
Wife? What wife?
The ones who fight for their beliefs are those who achieve their dreams.
Can we just take the warning stickers off everything and let natural selection take its place, I mean if its spinning fast dont put your fingers in it..... Its not hard
ARTE ET MARTE
Can we just take the warning stickers off everything and let natural selection take its place, I mean if its spinning fast dont put your fingers in it..... Its not hard
ARTE ET MARTE
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Re: problem involving fishing
Nice pair indeed.
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Jimjanski
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Re: problem involving fishing
Should of told her sam was a bloke....... 
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