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Why is there nothing interesting to read here Chloe, no one stuffed up love life or self screwed up problems? Makes me feel like doing some thing and getting into the poo and having a cry about it just to make this a bit more interesting :D


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I think that would be a wonderful idea sweetie, what sort of sordid scenario were you thinking about?
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Well how this sound for an idea? Getting picked up walking home from the pub by the lovely school teacher that lives across the road, then hitting on her and getting a yes. After some time walking across the road and jumping into bed with my wife. Forgetting to shower because of being hammered. What will happen next?
Na that doesn,t work for me I don't live across a road from a teacher any more and I already managed to live through that. I will have to think of another scenario.
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Is her name Rosie??
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Actually in the time I live there I did not catch her name or any thing else for that matter!! A school teacher named Rosie you say Clhoe I will keep my eyes open thanks for the tip
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Bet she wears your ring you cheeky boy
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I bet not
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That would make you right handed then :naughty:
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So as for being right handed, what a laugh I am ambidextrous :D
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Oh dear! You would gain a stroke when you changed hands?
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Thanks for the entertainment Clhoe, this is better than table tennis, ALMOST better than fishing, ALMOST better than sex, but then again I am very easily amused.
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Speaking of sex and being easily amused, web crawlers are such dumb programs but they know all the best URLs to visit.

Bet you’d like to know how programs amuse themselves when not slaving over a hot algorithm!
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Wow that not a three word reply, did I strike a nerve!!
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Silly boy, I don't have nerves
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Poor Clhoe no nerves, does that mean you miss out on all those things that feel good as well as bad?
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