A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
You're bullshitting me
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SteveB
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You're bullshitting me
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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cuddlescooper
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Re: You're bullshitting me
Noice! and usually true especially in Darwin.
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polcat
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Jimjanski
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Agent86
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Re: You're bullshitting me
lol!
If there is water and it holds fish, then it is fun trying to fool them into eating what you offer!!
Especially when you can see them!
Especially when you can see them!
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barra bro
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Re: You're bullshitting me
^^ wat he said haha
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grumpy
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Re: You're bullshitting me
I just quit a similar job 
They refused to pay me stand down money
Nice one
They refused to pay me stand down money Nice one
A mans boat is a sign of his strengths and weaknesses???? (and wealth)
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wally gator
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Re: You're bullshitting me
Was at the ATM the other day, and the old lady in front asked if i could chek her balance........... So i pushed her over !! 