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Professional Help May Be Required

Post by grumpy » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:03 am

Hey Chloe I am feeling a bit depressed can you help me please? :| :|

I was sitting in front of my computer the other day looking over the top of it at the cricket, for what it was worth, when my screen saver kicked in. :idea:

It was then I realised I may have a problem because there was all these trophy fish from over the years flashing across the screen. It made me start to feel a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator, am becoming a fish killing machine? Do I have a serious problem that needs professional help? :evil: :evil: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting:

Will the feeling pass? I mean the wet is upon us and I am definitely becoming more conservative with age so I’m sure the carnage will stop. :sleep:

Who knows with the onset of the wet and those mongrel Barra starting to school I may get well and gain a new lease of life? :sleep:

Chole maybe I should just forget it all and change my screen saver so I don't wind myself up? :rofl: :rofl:

Please help :bricks:


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Re: Professional Help May Be Required

Post by Angry » Tue Dec 20, 2011 1:36 pm

grumpy wrote:Hey Chloe I am feeling a bit depressed can you help me please? :| :|

I was sitting in front of my computer the other day looking over the top of it at the cricket, for what it was worth, when my screen saver kicked in. :idea:

It was then I realised I may have a problem because there was all these trophy fish from over the years flashing across the screen. It made me start to feel a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator, am becoming a fish killing machine? Do I have a serious problem that needs professional help? :evil: :evil: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting: :hunting:

Will the feeling pass? I mean the wet is upon us and I am definitely becoming more conservative with age so I’m sure the carnage will stop. :sleep:

Who knows with the onset of the wet and those mongrel Barra starting to school I may get well and gain a new lease of life? :sleep:

Chole maybe I should just forget it all and change my screen saver so I don't wind myself up? :rofl: :rofl:

maybe you should come fishin with me down here in the fresh itas about 30c ......................by the time your finished youll be bored to death ...the fish killin will have gone out ya.. :rofl: :rofl:

Please help :bricks:
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Post by grumpy » Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:38 am

Thanks Angry "Pass For Now" :fu: :fu:
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Post by Chloe » Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:06 pm

Dear grumpy. No! You're beyond help NOW GO AWAY!!! :coffee:

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Post by grumpy » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:06 am

Thanks Cloe I feel strong again. :clap: :clap: :bow:

The fungus has again begun to grow between my toes. :cheers: I can smell the rotting grass on the flood plains :bow:
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Post by Chloe » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:22 am

Ayuh. Thanks for telling me: grumpy said fungus has again begun to grow between my toes'. Are toes ears?

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