Watch the quiet ones.

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SteveB
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Watch the quiet ones.

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So this Department of Natural Resources representative stops at
a Territory station and talks with an old farmer. He tells the owner of the station,
I need to inspect your property for your water allocation.

The owner says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there.'
The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.. See this card? This card means
I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land.
No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do
you understand?'


The old station owner nods politely and goes about his chores.


Later, the old station owner hears loud screams and sees the Water Rep
running for his life. And close behind is the station bull. The bull
is gaining with every step.

The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old fella immediately throws
down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......
'Your card! 'Your card!' Show him your card!'


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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Re: Watch the quiet ones.

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This pastey face southener arrives in outback NT, see,s this old timer sittin in a rocking chair on his porch bit of straw in his mouth,teatering back and forth,when this pink and sweaty fella ask,s the old bloke,Hay what,s the quickest way to Sydny from here mate ??? The old fella say,s You drivng or walking ???? The pastey face say,s driving !!!!!!! the old fella say,s WELL THAT WOULD BE THE QUIKEST WAY !!!!!!!!!!!! :bonk: :bonk:
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Re: Watch the quiet ones.

Post by Keen_Fisho »

Lol, couple of good ones.
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