A school teacher was arrested today at Sydney International
Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a
protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the
man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify
the man,
who has been charged by the Federal Police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a problem for us", the Attorney General said. "They derive
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and
refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong
to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every
country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every
triangle".
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Gillard said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, he would have given
us more fingers and toes.'
Ministerial aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent
or profound statement by the Prprime Minister. It is believed that the Nobel
Prize for
Physics will follow.
Terrorist Arrest
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Re: Terrorist Arrest
A nice selection of jokes there schubie, some favourites amoungst them. Love the ipod one
This one was a bit cr.p though
This one was a bit cr.p though
Regards Dick
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