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I recently picked a new personal General Practitioner. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age".

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke cigars or drink a lot of beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and barbecued meats?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or fishing?" No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why would you give a sh@t if you live to be 90?"