A Touching Golf Story

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Angry
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A Touching Golf Story

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Bob stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again,
but didn't start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner Jim asked,
‘What the heck is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,'
Bob explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion Jim said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'


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Re: A Touching Golf Story

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nice!!!
If there is water and it holds fish, then it is fun trying to fool them into eating what you offer!!

Especially when you can see them!
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