Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

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Re: Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

Post by Mud » Mon May 23, 2011 1:48 pm

Blahdey deckies.

I keep foolishly taking the same one.

He drinks all the beer.
Steps on my rod.
Makes stoopid puns then when i ask him to stop he tells me im "gaynal"
Drips on the gunnal when taking a leak
Doesnt mention it so I put my sandwhich down there
When asked to net a fish he unvaryingly hits it on the head then nets the lure only retreiving it sans fish
Always always always accelerates just as im taking a sip of hot coffee
Plays tearjerking eighties love songs till you want to slit your wrist just to drip it on the CD and short it out
Farts then pretends to go and look at something at the other end of the boat....does he think I'll think it was me?
Talks non stop about reasons why the fish arent biting and ends each sentence with ""yeah?" like you have to agree with him
Makes poop sandwhiches

No thats it. Ive had it going fishing with me....Im a cr.p deckie!!


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Re: Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

Post by max » Mon May 23, 2011 8:07 pm

Christ I cant think what I done wrong Bushy I took xxxx beer & didnt outfish ya :D ,come to think of it I dont think Ive outfished anyone :P

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Re: Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

Post by bushie » Mon May 23, 2011 9:02 pm

max, you're one of the good guys!!!

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Re: Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

Post by bushie » Mon May 23, 2011 9:08 pm

ponyplay wrote:
bushie wrote:I've had a few blokes from this forum as deckies, one will never be invited again & the other 2 are welcome any day.

Ha come on bushie wat the out cast do, no names needed ????

Open can of V.B. in the yellow xxxx :o
did attempt to drink one of those other' beers! can't bat, can't bowl, took him to melville island, fished for 2 days and he offered to buy me a beer next time we caught up at the pub.

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Re: Deckies. Good ones and Bad ones...

Post by deano » Mon May 23, 2011 11:05 pm

i like to think im a good dekkie... chip in $$, clean up, tie my own stuff, talk good poop, drink my own beer, pull pick drive boat and car forward or backward when required.......... dont know much about billie fishin but am VERY KEEN to learn. so DEEPBLACK i hope you read this :fishing:

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