You Know You're a Barra Fisho When.......

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When the only thing worth reading in the nt news is the last page


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itsinmeblood wrote:you agree to take your girlfriend to Thailand for a week in the middle of the run off, then book an additional week of leave tacked on the end that she doesn't know about...yet :catch:
ffs jimbo......thats gold !!! 2nd week of holidays should be awsome !
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You leave the start of Southern Bluefin Tuna season and tow ya Barra boat 3600km to drink p!ss for 7 days and turn around again..
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when every aquarium looks like a live bait tank to you...
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when you sit here reading this and relate to at least half of the posts from 2000 kms away :fubird: :fubird:
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when your girlfreind says its youre choice her or the fishing, so you help her pack
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when your boat owes you more than the car you drive
when you get more excited kissing the fish then you do the missus
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You must have a cr.p car then got-none :rofl:
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When its only ever just one more cast
Strong like Mother Russia and as tight as a Guinea fowl's hamstring!

"The Sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques-Yves Cousteau

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When you take the mask and fins to berry springs to study Barra schooling habits and position in relation to snags!
Strong like Mother Russia and as tight as a Guinea fowl's hamstring!

"The Sea, once it casts it's spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever." Jaques-Yves Cousteau

"The first guy through the wall always gets bl..dy"

"remember that in the water you are no longer the top of the food chain"
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you bar up when a monsoon is coming,
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Lumborghini wrote:you bar up when a monsoon is coming,
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When you look at the following photo and think "couldn't go Barra fishing in that"
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drifter wrote:When you look at the following photo and think "couldn't go Barra fishing in that"
true , or you look at it and think of a way you could
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Just about everything on there could be re-mounted in some imaginative fashion. Just takes a bit of thought to improve the days results.....
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