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Post Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:42 pm    Post subject: Why Me?

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual which, according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobic.

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive Aussie culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Now a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.

Please help me come to terms with the new me . . . because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

Funny . . . it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!


As if all this cr.p wasn't enough to deal with

I'm now afraid to go into either restroom!

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Me?

Yep... they even canned the Grid Girls for the F1 in March this year!

Yep... move aside everyone that's over 40, your opinion doesn't matter anymore, nor will your knowledge and experience be tolerated.

Yep... It's a terrible thing when you can't even smile at a happy child as you are reminded of your own when they were young.

Yep... Unless you're glued to FaceAche you know nothing and you are no where near up with the times after being deemed stubbornly ignorant for not keeping up with the spying gossip and opinions.

Endless......

I'm with you bobj and all of the above.

Chin up mate, just smile and nod :)

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 7:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Why Me?

Almost forgot...

Always keep the twinkle in the eye happening. It drives them mad :croc:

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