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Husband arrives home from the restaurant where he works to tell wife he hasn't got a job anymore.

She asks him about it but he won't say.

A few days later she fronts up to the restaurant and introduces herself to the owner.

"Why did you dismiss my husband?" she asks.

Had to. No option. I walked into the kitchen and there he was bent over with a potato peeler up his bum".

She'd never seen him doing things like that at home with toothbrushes or the handle of her hair brush (god forbid) or anything.

So she asks " Can I see the potato peeler?"

"No " said the owner. ' Had to sack him as well".