The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?"
"yes, your honour".
"And why was that?" Because my wife wanted a dress.
The judge check with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times. I got the size and colour wrong."
The judge!
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The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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