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A kid goes into a saloon in the old west. He spots a famous gunfighter, goes over to him and says,

" I'm going to be a famous gunfighter like you. Can you give me any tips?".

The gunfighter says, " Well, first you should have your holster lower on your leg so you can get to your gun quicker when you draw."

So the kid lowers it.

The gunfighter says, "Give that a try."

So the kid draws his gun and "BLAM" he shoots the hat off of the piano player's head.

"Wow", says the kid. "Do you have any other tips?"

"Well", says the gunfighter, "You should cut a notch in the front of your holster so the barrel will clear faster when you draw."

So the kid cuts a notch in the front of his holster.

"O. K., give that a try", says the gunfighter.

So the kid draws and "BLAM" he blows the cigar out of the piano player's mouth.

"Boy, this is great", says the kid. "Anything else?

"Well", says the gunfighter, "now you should go out in the kitchen and have the cook coat your .45 with grease."

"I get it ", says the kid. "It'll slide out of the holster faster, right?"

"Well, that", says the gunfighter. "Plus when Wyatt Earp gets through playing the piano I'm pretty sure he's going to shove that gun up your ar.. !"