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Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!



In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.



There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
:cheers: :drinking5: :cheers: :drinking1: :drinking5: :drinking3: :drinking2: :drinking8: There's a lot of drinking smilies here! (good work)


The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb


Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary. ~Patrick F. McManus
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:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Gold!!
" YOUTH is a GIFT "
"AGE is an ART "
"Doesn't mean you get any smarter..just wrinkled and cracked".

"No angler watches nature in a passive way...He enters into its very existence." (John Bailey...Reflections on a Waters Edge)

"Govern a Family as you would catch a small fish....Very Gently." (Chinese Proverb)

"Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish." (Rafael Sabatini...1857-1950)

I pray that one day God sends me a fish so big that, when talking of it...I have no reason to lie.
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i'll drink to that! :D
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pass the goon
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