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Road block..

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A man is stuck in traffic on the Hume Highway at Bass Hill.

He asked a Police officer about the delay, as he is walking from car to car, speaking with each of the drivers.

The Policeman says, “There are three Muslims blocking the traffic and threatening to douse themselves with petrol and set themselves on fire if we don’t get them airline tickets to the Middle East. So we’re taking up a collection for them.”

The Man replies “How much have you got so far?”

The Policemen responds, “About 60litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning”


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